hockey ruined my life

A girl from Boston whose life was ruined by the Bruins and bands...


mid2000snatalieportman:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff

(Source: nxte)


perfect-patrice:

TODAH I WAS IN HARVARD SQUARE FOR LUNCH AND THESE REALLY LOUD GIRLS WERE EATING NEXT TO ME AND I HEAR ONE GIRL SAY

"YEAH I SAW A REALLY TALL GUY ON THE T AND HE LOOKED FAMILIAR SO I ASKED IF I KNEW HIM FROM SOMEWHERE"

"HE SAID HE PLAYED HOCKEY. HE SAID HIS NAME WAS PATRICE BERGERON? I GUESS HE’S A STAR FOR THE BRUINS"

"I TOLD HIM I DIDNT WATCH HOCKEY AND HE SAID ‘WELL I DO’ AND WALKED AWAY"

I NEARLY CHOKED ON MY FOOD

maljic:

Chicago Tribune has the most inspired headlines

plaidmikey:

u all need to simmer down


multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower)

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