A girl from Boston whose life was ruined by the Bruins and bands...
TODAH I WAS IN HARVARD SQUARE FOR LUNCH AND THESE REALLY LOUD GIRLS WERE EATING NEXT TO ME AND I HEAR ONE GIRL SAY
"YEAH I SAW A REALLY TALL GUY ON THE T AND HE LOOKED FAMILIAR SO I ASKED IF I KNEW HIM FROM SOMEWHERE"
"HE SAID HE PLAYED HOCKEY. HE SAID HIS NAME WAS PATRICE BERGERON? I GUESS HE’S A STAR FOR THE BRUINS"
"I TOLD HIM I DIDNT WATCH HOCKEY AND HE SAID ‘WELL I DO’ AND WALKED AWAY"
I NEARLY CHOKED ON MY FOOD